A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
Jason's mom is visiting, and having Monkey is beginning to feel closer than ever. Yesterday, Julie and I went to Babies R Us and bought some ADORABLE bedding and paint for the nursery. She and Jason began painting the walls that night while I was at work, and I'm betting they'll get it done this evening or the next. I'll take pictures soon for your viewing pleasure.
Having "Grandma" here and preparing for the baby shower this Sunday has made us feel like Monkey really is going to be here in a few months. It's so surreal. I bet he'll be as cute as his Daddy.
